Wi-Fi What the H Wi-Fi That IS the password Wi-Fi Get outta my face Wi-Fi Everywhere I go, you really blow Wi-Fi I hate your guts Wi-Fi This paper is due Wi-Fi I need you so much Wi-Fi Please let me connect Wi-Fi Help a brother out Wi-Fi Don’t make me shout Wi-Fi You’re slower than glue Wi-Fi I’ll never share your password again Wi-Fi I’ll never name you something dumb like “Batman” again Wi-Fi Be cool Wi-Fi This is why I hate online school Wi-Fi You freaken drool
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