An Ode to Wi-Fi

 
Wi-Fi
Everywhere I go, you seem to slow
Wi-Fi
Stop disconnecting 

 Wi-Fi
What the H
Wi-Fi
That IS the password
Wi-Fi
Get outta my face
Wi-Fi
Everywhere I go, you really blow
Wi-Fi
I hate your guts
Wi-Fi
This paper is due
Wi-Fi
I need you so much
Wi-Fi
Please let me connect
Wi-Fi
Help a brother out
Wi-Fi
Don’t make me shout
Wi-Fi
You’re slower than glue
Wi-Fi
I’ll never share your password again
Wi-Fi
I’ll never name you something dumb like “Batman” again
Wi-Fi
Be cool
Wi-Fi
This is why I hate online school
Wi-Fi
 You freaken drool
 

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